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Gantic
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Gantic
11,898 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gantic
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Gantic
11,898 posts
King

PacManZero made the cheese cry harder than Omegap12.
White Rabbit Cheese: 813/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. HitThatQueso = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = HitThatQueso
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

Gantic gave the cheese a little love tap.
White Rabbit Cheese: 805/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. MajongChampion2day = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = MajongChampion2day
Gantic
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Gantic
11,898 posts
King

StormWalker continues to show the cheese no mercy.
White Rabbit Cheese: 790/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapAttack = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = SlapAttack
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,536 posts
Duke

The slap was a rabbit slap. More sound than pain.

I will slap the cheeze with my classic SHAZAM SHAZAM = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = SHAZAM
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

LEGEND_beast slapped that cheese almost hard enough to forget its name.
White Rabbit Cheese: 763/1000 HP
I slap the white rabbit cheese. Slapperoonie = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Slapperoonie
Gantic
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Gantic
11,898 posts
King

Terry_Logic patted the cheese like he would an old acquaintance.
White Rabbit Cheese: 754/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapATap = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = SlapATap
Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
12,324 posts
Treasurer

Gantic taps the cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 749/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese: SlapDamage = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = SlapDamage
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,385 posts
Herald

Patrick2011 hif the cheese with a moderate bruising.
White Rabbif Cheese: 735/1000
I double slap the cheese with both hands. PowDouble = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = PowDouble
red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Darkfire45 missed the cheese completely.
White Rabbit Cheese 734/1000
I falcon punch the cheese! [roll 1d20]
(Did I do something wrong?)

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,385 posts
Herald

Red303 does negligible damage to the cheese.
White rabbit cheese 734/1000
I slap it with the end of a rifle 1d20=5

DICE RESULTS
5 = 1d20
Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
12,324 posts
Treasurer

Darkfire45 didn't slap the cheese that hard.
White Rabbit Cheese: 729/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese: SlapDamage = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = SlapDamage
R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,301 posts
Treasurer

Patrick2011 face planted his titanium face into the cheese.
714/1000 HP
I cookie the White Rabbit Cheese: Cookie = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Cookie
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

R2 affectionately caressed the cheese with a cookie.
White Rabbit Cheese: 710/1000 HP
I slap the White Rabbit Cheese. CheeseInjury = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = CheeseInjury
Gantic
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Gantic
11,898 posts
King

StormWalker tickled the cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 709/1000 HP
I hit White Rabbit Cheese. WA_POW = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = WA_POW
red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Gantic playfully pats the cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 709/1000
I whack the cheese with a pillow [roll 1d20]

I'm confused.

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